Monday, February 15, 2010

Too Many Online Girlfriends... Deal Breaker

And not talking about cybersex, or chat room girlfriends, although, news flash, that is a deal breaker in and of itself!

I'm talking about those guys with 1,000 Facebook friends, and when you scroll through them, they're mostly girls. While you are perusing the types of girls, you'll note that they will likely fall into one of two categories.

1. Total skanks, most likely the fake profiles that try to solicit money. Are you serious? What kind of guy would be so desperate to appear well liked by a beautiful woman, that he would accept this friend request? He's probably addicted to porn. Deal breaker.

2. Just regular girls. This type of guy could go two ways. The first, he could be secretly gay, and not know it. That's why he has so many girl friends, and no guy friends. Ok, obviously, you don't want to be part of this beard drama. The whole not wanting to touch you because he's gay and doesn't know it will get old. Trust me, I've been there. On the other hand, he could be the type that really gets around and immediately facebook friends any girl he's been out with once, or chatted up at a bar. These guys aren't serious potential. They don't know what they want, so they keep all their options open. One day, he may decide to settle down, but until that day comes, you don't want any part of him.


Martha said...

Gosh, this FB stuff really is a minefield isn't it?
Excellent observations, it looks like some folks don't know how to ignore friend requests.

RAP said...

lmao this is perfect.